What is Neoism? The Neoists have a vast repertory of answers: that "Neoism" never existed and is a mere invention of Anti-Neoists, that Neoism means to create a situation in which a definition of Neoism would make no sense, that Neoism is a prefix and a suffix without a middle, that the answer to this question can only be found in random words from a dictionary and that Neoists must internalize this method until random definitions progressively replace their lexicon.